Actually I like artificial flowers too! - liar...

woman: [softly] I love you. man: [softly] I love you too.

Well, I-I'm glad that you're happy, but I just lost everything that I own.

Neither one of us wanted to put a stroke victim in jail, and Peter Kent's son doesn't really want the world to know what his father did for a hobby.

I can help your dad hunt, and he can help me go get ammunition... and other supplies in the store.

One thing though, that last part there, there's something that makes me suspicious.

I also read that in the Dark Ages people thought the paralysis was a demon or evil spirit sitting on your chest.

Since Bilbao opened, which is now four, five years, both Krens and I have been called with at least 100 opportunities -- China, Brazil, other parts of Spain -- to come in and do the Bilbao effect.

There's spring, summer, autumn and — Voice: My favorite season is winter.MT: Well yeah, mine too.

And as I approached the front door, Abed saw me, my jeans and flannel and cane, and I saw Abed, an average-looking man of average size.

Twenty-one years later, he was now thinner than his wife, his skin slack on his face, and looking at Abed looking at his young self, I remembered looking at that photograph of my young self after the crash, and recognized his longing.

(Laughter) When I first came to America, I used to try this with employees as well and they kind of -- they have these different rules over here, it's very strange.

If, when people tell us, "I hate you, " we respond to it by saying, "Yes, I hate myself, too, " the moment we said so, I'm sure we would lose our desire to go on living.

(Laughter) I said, "Of course. NO WOMAN, NO CRY."

(Laughter) Jeff and I were full-time ballroom dance instructors when the big TV ballroom revival hit, and this was incredible.

So I moved there, but practicing my trade, upon graduation as an ecologist in Nigeria, was an even bigger challenge.

And when you suggest these are the things that will ensure the future of good food, someone, somewhere stands up and says, "Hey guy, I love pink flamingos, but how are you going to feed the world?"

(Laughter) The nerds here, they get laid -- except for the lady with the condoms in her pocket -- and you say to yourself at some point, "Am I part of this group? Like, am I into this?"